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Welcome to the Mango Logistics Group!                 Go to our blog for information on our logistics solutions for the Olympics                 We have the solution to all your storage and courier requirements – so give us a call today!                 Call Mango International for both UK next day and worldwide deliveries                 Call Mango Couriers for a specialist same day courier service                 Call Mango Storage for all your professional document archive and general storage…

Mango joke

In our last newsletter we ran a competition to see which one of our readers could come up with the best joke. Congratulations go to Adrian Cohen from Sterlings who came up with this corker.

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the Managing Director standing in front of a shredder, desperately pressing button after button with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the Managing Director, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly" said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the Managing Director as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."
And the Moral of the story is use MANGO for all your storage and disposal requirements !!!!!!!!

 

Posted on: March 11, 2011 :2:15 pm

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